Nolinski

[Nolinski]

[leethompkins]

#happypride — 30 days of lgbt+ characters
7 / 30 ♡ raymond holt (brooklyn nine-nine)

[Nolinski]

crop circles

[thebootydiaries]

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[scotchtapeofficial]

the corn just did that

[Nolinski]

[sonnettywap]

HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY

[itsthethiopian]

yo but why is his voice so on point lmaooooo

[robregal]

Bruh.

[theseriouscynic]

BITCH IM DYING 😂😂😂 MAWREY

[jmyla]

@trashg0d

[blackgiornogiovanna]

Still fucking funny 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[vibraants0ul]

“Fuck you & your baby biiitch !” 😂😂😂😂

[munroesdream]

The name he chose tho lmao

[onyasideburnss]

Lmao do you see that baby with any teeth

[Nolinski]

[joestar]

‘whos telling you this’

‘myself’

[Nolinski]

uh oh!

[mileskitaro]

uh oh!

[thebluezebra-turtle]

uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh

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[Nolinski]

High tech lock is “invincible to people who do not have a screwdriver”

[mostlysignssomeportents]

LockPickingLawyer, a recreational lock picker, was sent a fingerprint padlock for review. He emailed the manufacture to let them know that he’d discovered a security vulnerability: “Upon examining the lock, I found that if you remove the three screws, the lock falls apart. The shackle can be opened and relocked without the owner’s fingerprint or knowledge.”

The manufacturer replied: “the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”

Thank goodness a set of torx drivers costs $4, or this might be a concern for anyone using this lock

https://boingboing.net/2018/06/15/high-tech-lock-is-invincible.html

[portentsofwoe]

lol

[jumpingjacktrash]

crap, i need to dig up my henchmen fic just so i can put this in it

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[darrynek]

*white people voice* whole grain

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